If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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