i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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