Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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