Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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