We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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