They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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