is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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