So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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