she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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