What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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