problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Randomize
