who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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