Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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