Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
