Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
And then he peed in my hair
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