Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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