I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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