I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Is it because I queefed?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
you never un-have a 4some
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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