the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
