Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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