check it out our google latitudes are spooning
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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