why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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