Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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