Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Boobs are out for the taking
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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