that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and you said cock pushups were impossible
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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