Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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