i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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