just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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