I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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