Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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