Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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