Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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