i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You coming home soon, man?
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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