I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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