I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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