Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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