Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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