absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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