Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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