too bad you live with your parents still
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
is that a dick in a sweater?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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