Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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