Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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