Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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