I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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