MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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