I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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