dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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