He kissed a someone with a penis
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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