"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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