I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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