So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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