Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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